The Diary Of A Retarded Kid

one time i was at dairy queen and i turned my blizzard upside down because it stays in the cup then my friend was like hey i didn’t see it do it again, so i did it again

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haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

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eighth grade was a dark time for everyone

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When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:

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  • cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
  • me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough

I hate it when people say stuff like “Rule number 1 of tumblr! You must reblog…”





The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail

The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail

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erinsaur asked: where do you watch Sherlock episodes? I can't find them anywhere :x

sure, you can watch it here 

season 1 | season 2 

beware of the ads though…there’s too many of them 

anyway, enjoy :D

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kimhadbitchtits asked: 20 questions? ok! do you ship anyone within One Direction?

OMG Liam and Harry! 

Aren’t they sooo cute! :D

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floral-ink asked: i'm watching my very first episode of sherlock right now. any words of wisdom?

once you start, you can’t stop

and everyone is gay, trust me! i know XD

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seeminh asked: oh my god your playlist jskdfjakdsjfadsf

jskdfjakdsjfadsf indeed, thank you :D

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Haha, I’m glad you like my blog! Knowing that people like it makes me all tingly inside! Thank you! (^U^)

Haha, I’m glad you like my blog! Knowing that people like it makes me all tingly inside! Thank you! (^U^)



Well yeah, overall it’s pretty good. My mom is the best! And my dad is…kind of annoying at times, lol. But he means well. And my sister and I might bicker at times a lot of times, but we’re always there for each other
If I could replace them with any fictional character based on their personality, my mom would be a cross between Elastigirl and Marge Simpson…she’s smart, caring, and thoughtful. She can do anything, she’s a superhero. She puts up with a lot of stuff and still remains fairly positive, i love her 
My dad would be a cross between Bob Belcher and Randy Marsh…he believes that he’s always right, that he’s smart enough, and that he knows exactly what he’s doing at all times. He can be annoying and grumpy, and always ends up getting screwed over in one way or another… but he always tries his best to make us happy. No matter how bad things get or how far he’s lost his way, he always comes to back to what matters most: us. 
And last but not the least, my sister would be a cross between Olga Pataki and Lisa Simpson…little miss perfect. We’re the exact opposite in everything. She’s supposed to be the younger sister, but if you’ll compare us with each other, she’s the more older-sister type. lol, i’m quite immature, you see. I like to tease her a lot! Embarrass her, torture her…stuffs like that. lol, i’m a mean older sister!! hahaha … but even though i’m like that, i really do care for her though. I don’t like to admit it but…i love her, she’s a good sister. I don’t know how she puts up with me though, lol I guess I’m a bit like Bart Simpson or Touya Kinomoto, don’t you think? XD

Well yeah, overall it’s pretty good. My mom is the best! And my dad is…kind of annoying at times, lol. But he means well. And my sister and I might bicker at times a lot of times, but we’re always there for each other

If I could replace them with any fictional character based on their personality, my mom would be a cross between Elastigirl and Marge Simpson…she’s smart, caring, and thoughtful. She can do anything, she’s a superhero. She puts up with a lot of stuff and still remains fairly positive, i love her 

My dad would be a cross between Bob Belcher and Randy Marsh…he believes that he’s always right, that he’s smart enough, and that he knows exactly what he’s doing at all times. He can be annoying and grumpy, and always ends up getting screwed over in one way or another… but he always tries his best to make us happy. No matter how bad things get or how far he’s lost his way, he always comes to back to what matters most: us. 

And last but not the least, my sister would be a cross between Olga Pataki and Lisa Simpson…little miss perfect. We’re the exact opposite in everything. She’s supposed to be the younger sister, but if you’ll compare us with each other, she’s the more older-sister type. lol, i’m quite immature, you see. I like to tease her a lot! Embarrass her, torture her…stuffs like that. lol, i’m a mean older sister!! hahaha … but even though i’m like that, i really do care for her though. I don’t like to admit it but…i love her, she’s a good sister. I don’t know how she puts up with me though, lol I guess I’m a bit like Bart Simpson or Touya Kinomoto, don’t you think? XD


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